To join the Big Fat Geeks, simply go to the forums and sign up for an account.

Once your account has been approved, do the following:

Post an introduction in the provided forum, and include your name, the games you play, the names of your toons, and your favorite Phil Collins or Genesis song.

We will gauge how well you follow directions and see if we think we'll like you. If you can read English and do these things without being a giant douche bag, we'll almost certainly let you in the Guild. Unless of course, I decide to kill you.

I usually try to kill about three or four applicants a year. This may, or may not, mean you. Chances are, or may or may not be, that I'll try to kill you, but perhaps not. No one knows. Maybe.

However, if you screw up on these simple directions, we reserve the right to give you so much crap that you'll wish you had never tried. And also, we have the legal right to kill you. (Except for residents of Tennessee.)

Thanks for your interest! (In us killing you!)

To go to the forums and sign up, click here. (Click here to die.)

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